misterwigger
My father made wigs. His father made wigs. And his father... made... wigs!!!
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nothing less attractive than a nipplelet
THAT'S A SEPERATE DOMAIN. AND NIPPLELETS DEFINATELY WON. IT'S NOT EVEN DEBATABLE. GIANT NIPPLES SCARE ME! YOU CAN'T JUST ROUND THIS INTO THE AEREOLA GAME! YOU SNEAKY BITCH!
My wife has cute nips. The nurses kept telling her how perfect and wonderful they were for nursing when we had our kids. I felt oddly proud when a stream of tit experts kept telling my wife that she had "great anatomy".
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Fuck you. Dog walkings great. Excellent way to make side cash and get exercise, and being able to immediately make any dog fall in love with you is a skill I use on a monthly basis.
Clearly you've never held true power. When the dogs at the dog park won't leave your side, no matter how many times their owners call them. When the girl you have a crush on's dog breaks free and makes a break for it, and in seconds its sitting at your feet refusing to budge.
"He normally doesn't like men" she says with a giggle. "I've never seen him so friendly. How'd you learn how to do that"
"I'm a professional dog walker" you say
"Ew.", she replies. "Yeah anyway I've gotta go, come on Cooper".
But Cooper won't budge. Cooper won't even look at her. Cooper only looks at you. Cooper is your dog now.
"Come on Cooper we have to go".
"He only loved you because you fed him" you say.
"What have you done to my dog".
"He's not your dog anymore. Maybe he never was".
"Fix him or I'm calling the cops."
"Since when was getting him fixed a priority white girl"
"What?"
"N.... never mind that's just a reference to a song"
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Nipples exist to feed infants not to eat dinner off of
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small nipples feed the weak big nipples feed the strong
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THAT'S A SEPERATE DOMAIN. AND NIPPLELETS DEFINATELY WON. IT'S NOT EVEN DEBATABLE. GIANT NIPPLES SCARE ME! YOU CAN'T JUST ROUND THIS INTO THE AEREOLA GAME! YOU SNEAKY BITCH!
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nipplelet is an all encompassing term as areolas are a part of the nipple
the nipple for the aryan is a medium to large sized nub surrounded by a large areola with a slight amount of puffiness
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dunno sounds like fatty cope tbh
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the thimble is the Platonic ideal of the nipple, areolas should be defined enough that when the nipple is erect and contracted it draws the eye
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If it aint a dinner plate it aint great
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My wife has cute nips. The nurses kept telling her how perfect and wonderful they were for nursing when we had our kids. I felt oddly proud when a stream of tit experts kept telling my wife that she had "great anatomy".
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Fuck you. Dog walkings great. Excellent way to make side cash and get exercise, and being able to immediately make any dog fall in love with you is a skill I use on a monthly basis.
Clearly you've never held true power. When the dogs at the dog park won't leave your side, no matter how many times their owners call them. When the girl you have a crush on's dog breaks free and makes a break for it, and in seconds its sitting at your feet refusing to budge.
"He normally doesn't like men" she says with a giggle. "I've never seen him so friendly. How'd you learn how to do that"
"I'm a professional dog walker" you say
"Ew.", she replies. "Yeah anyway I've gotta go, come on Cooper".
But Cooper won't budge. Cooper won't even look at her. Cooper only looks at you. Cooper is your dog now.
"Come on Cooper we have to go".
"He only loved you because you fed him" you say.
"What have you done to my dog".
"He's not your dog anymore. Maybe he never was".
"Fix him or I'm calling the cops."
"Since when was getting him fixed a priority white girl"
"What?"
"N.... never mind that's just a reference to a song"
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